The rules are simple, just write "You fail because..." Bonus Points for people with ironic failures...
1,000 Fail Points = one less zombie when the apocolypse comes...
oops, i fail for making a joke when nobody can see my avatar...
You fail because I can see your avatar.
You fail because you claim to be able to see my avatar with you avatar's beady little eyes...
you both fail because you talk about avatars.
You fail for having less karma then I.
you fail math
As do you.
0 less than 0? it's you two failing math or the forum software failing at showing me their karma correctly. for me it shows they have both 0 karma.
PC fail, I have 5 karma.
reading comprehension fail: i was not talkign of YOUR karma. it was of JudeTron and cortobee. they seem to have 0 karma for me.
but btw. for you it shows 3. thus forum fail. i see this karma values from three different pcs. must be related to account database problems. but that stardock fails at such things seems quite common.
You fail for excessively long posts.
You fail because you will dissappoint millions of 40-year-old men who live with their mothers when you possibly survive the next episode.
You fail for thinking I always die in evey episode,and that only 40 year-old men watch me.
you fail for thinking you have diverse audience.
You fail for telling people to follow a guy who has a M1 (that's you), instead of a guy with an AK-47, a machete, and cameo clothing.
You fail for calling it "cameo" clothing.
You fail for being pedantic enough to criticize spelling over the Internet.
you fail for defending your inability to spell