Avatar Fight!: The Forum Game

My (probably futile) stab at making a forum game

By koda0 Posted July 3, 2009 21:45:07

Ok, since there are all these random Forum Games popping up, I thought I would try my hand at one. Anyway, the rules are as follows: You have to tell the person who posted above you why their Avatar sucks compared to yours, and then say why yours is better. Oh! And, of course, only ppl w/ Avatars can play. And. . . .

Begin!

Koda0 (^)

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I have no idea what you just said, referenced or quoted in any way, shape or form... so Mine's better becuz I know what it is.

Koda0 (^)

Here.

My avatar would kill Linking Park with his own hands. Or an Energy Sword. Or an Energy Stave. Take your super heated pick.

[e digicons]:cylon:[/e]

At least we didn't steal our technology from the forerunner. The covenant can't even design their own technology. They had to make a crude version of it that a human AI had to perfect. (For those who don't know what I'm getting at read Halo: First Strike.

My avatar would kill an elite with a pitchfork. Or with guilt. Or with a swift kick to the face from his horse. Take your amish flavored pick.

I steal your pitchfork, and your horse. Too cold hearted for guilt to make any difference. Probably take your daughter while I'm at it.

It's obviously inferior, since it has nothing to do with bears or rum.

Alcool only deludes the mind. So I guest you would fail at alot of things and yet still fell superior right?

It's bad because is not angry enough.

Mine is full of mother****ing rage!!

Starkiller18

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It's bad because is not angry enough.

Mine is full of mother****ing rage!!

Yours looks constipated.

I suppose mine doesn't count though, since MetaKnight is banned in so many tournaments. [e digicons]:annoyed:[/e]

MetaKnight has a big sword to compensate for a small...hehehe [e digicons]:-"[/e]

My avatar on the other hand is an invisible assassin that kills regular troops in 1 hit! And he's from an ancient, poweful race as well!

My Avatar is older than any fictional or real civilization known, and it's still going strong.

Your avatar is unintelligible.

EDIT: plus, it CAN'T be older than any fictional civilization, because the Elder Sentinels existed before time.

My Avatar is better, beacause its simple and every body knowa what it is. And if you don't know what it is your probally mentally retarded.

It's a black square. Im I mentally retarded?

My avatar beats all (Except the eldar), for without this planet, you have no forum with-which to fight on. As for the eldar, tell me which craftoworld they're from and i'll schedule it in on my long list of planets to fist.

I say Landisaurus wins becuase masters of magic kicks ass...I have a wannabe kitty demigod avatard... [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Your avatar is too small. Mine is large enough to be understood. And the Elders (not Eldar) aren't from any planet that exists in this universe: they live in an the alternate dimension that seperates parallel universes.

mine is more... organic

Yours is more.... phallic.

Yours has all the colors of the rainbow... just not on a flag.

Koda0 (^)

No it doesn't: there is no purple.

mine does have purple AND it makes you feel like trippin on acid

My avatar can take all kinds of drung and arbitrary amounts of booze, yet there is zero chance of crashing his black pontiac trans am or be caught by Bulford T. Justice.

Not to mention stealing the sheriff's son fianceé.

My avatar can take all kinds of drung and arbitrary amounts of booze, yet there is zero chance of crashing his black pontiac trans am or be caught by Bulford T. Justice

Your avatar wears a stupid hat and thinks a Pontiac Trans Am in a warehouse is cool.

Mine is a kidnapping ghost with an awesome hood.

Yours kidnaps 5 year old kids in a summer camp.

Mine kidnaps sexy, nubile governors' daughters.

(edit: just realized I already mentioned kidnapping daughters on this very same page of the thread. Forgot about that. Oh well..)

You're a pirate. Pirates have a tgendency to get beaten by the GFMC time and again.