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What do I type here!

By Gidcon Posted February 18, 2009 22:28:32

Salutations Leatherskins!

Greetings earthlings!

I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet so I have come here in search of information.....

1st. If I were to take a female out for some charred mammal flesh and intoxicating liquids.. What would be the preferred mammal and liquid?

2nd. If I were looking for an application launcher for my Vista 64 Ultimate system similar to Circle Dock yet skinnable (Also... is it possible to use Michael Jacksons skin.. I hear it is very durable and elastic.) and animated. Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

Thank you in advance not only for your information but for your women.....

Good day...[e digicons]*_*[/e]

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Reply #26
KarmaGirl
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February 20, 2009 08:28:21

Jafo keeps sending us blow-up things from Australia- maybe he can help you find one, BoXXi.

Reply #27
BoXXi
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February 20, 2009 08:42:35

hmmmm not a good idea Angie, If Jafo sends me anything else from Oz, it probably WILL blow up.... in the literal sense![e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:jafo:[/e]

Reply #28
Fuzzy Logic
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February 20, 2009 09:31:59

Why do Australians have so many blow-up sheep when they have the real thing? Maybe the real sheep are only for the privileged few...

Reply #29
starkers
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February 20, 2009 09:48:46

Why do Australians have so many blow-up sheep when they have the real thing? Maybe the real sheep are only for the privileged few...

Nah, the blow-up sheep are for city dwellers... mostly appartment dwellers who still want their kicks without the methane and sheep sh!t from A-hole to breakfast.

[e digicons]:-"[/e] [e digicons]:w00t:[/e] [e digicons][/e]

Reply #30
w4xpl4y3r
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February 20, 2009 18:32:59

LOL...That's funny Starkers[e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Reply #31
DrJBHL
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February 20, 2009 19:40:46

Reply #32
Tailsgirl
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February 20, 2009 19:56:07

LMAO 2of3, that pics rocks![e digicons]XD[/e]

Reply #33
voidcore
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February 20, 2009 20:06:26

Your title and opening question were attention getters, not that it's real necessary around here, but may I suggest you cut out the fornicating bit... cos the locals, both men and women, aren't really into that.

Hmm im into fornication i mean i have a son and another alien in the oven so lying is futile as 2of3 would say.. and i think both men and women are into it.. atleast where im from.

Who are these locals you are speaking of? the borg? vulcans? vampires? or do you live near a convent?...

Reply #34
jpmurph1
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February 20, 2009 20:13:23

Oh that pic of that inflatable sheep is priceless

Reply #35
jpmurph1
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February 20, 2009 20:16:54

THis entire post kind of proves that quite a few of us has too much free time on our hands, "not that there is anything wrong with that" "Seinfeld"

Reply #36
Jafo
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February 20, 2009 20:45:16

Jafo keeps sending us blow-up things from Australia- maybe he can help you find one, BoXXi.

Saves on freight....the real ones weigh more....

Maybe in September I can bring something more tangible in my hand-luggage...

Reply #37
Tailsgirl
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February 20, 2009 21:02:00

Jafo, you could always smuggle out a few 'Cane Toads', that would keep the US busy.. MAHAHAHA[e digicons]}[/e]

Reply #38
Vampothika
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February 21, 2009 02:41:01

sorry to disappoint you fuzzeh........but the sheep thing is a kiwi thing (new zealand) not an aussie fetish......[e digicons]XD[/e]

 

 

 

VAMPS STILL [e digicons]<3[/e] 'S THE [e digicons]:fuzzy:[/e]

Reply #39
Tailsgirl
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February 21, 2009 03:07:50

Kitty is correct, it is the New Zealanders that marry sheep.[e digicons]:sheep:[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e]

Reply #40
Jafo
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February 21, 2009 08:28:54

Kitty is correct, it is the New Zealanders that marry sheep

'marry' is one word for it, I guess....

Reply #41
Tailsgirl
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February 21, 2009 08:36:06

HAHA well, that's why when you ask a New Zealander how they are going, they usually reply.. 'Not Baaaaaad'[e digicons]:sheep:[/e]

Reply #42
DrJBHL
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February 21, 2009 08:57:38

Jafo
reply 15
Kitty is correct, it is the New Zealanders that marry sheep

'marry' is one word for it, I guess....

[e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

Better watch out. That island ain't all that far away.

Reply #43
Wizard1956
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February 21, 2009 09:03:45

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase"Pulling the wool over his eyes"[e digicons]:sheep:[/e]

Reply #44
Tailsgirl
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February 21, 2009 09:05:08

I won't even mention what an old mate of mine told me about a mate of his, involving a 'Calf'.[e digicons]X|[/e]

Reply #45
sydneysiders
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February 21, 2009 09:14:37

Ahhh...New Zealand....where the men are men....and the sheep are nervous!......

 

though...can also be said of the Scots as well....

Why do the Scots wear kilts?...

'cause the sheep can hear sound of a zip undoing from 50 yards.....

 

whereas....aussies show far more class....

 

Reply #46
jpmurph1
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February 21, 2009 09:22:27

I saw a mention of "cane toads" arent they those giant toads in australia, i think i saw something on National Geographic channel about them, and they hide in the mud and only come out once a year or something like that???

Reply #47
sydneysiders
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February 21, 2009 09:32:27

cane toads.....

yeah... clever scientists thought it would be good for exterminating the cane beetle.... [e classic][/e]

 

another introduced pest....now 200 million of them....and spreading......(like kiwis  [e classic][/e]    [e classic]:lol:[/e] )

Reply #48
Tailsgirl
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February 21, 2009 16:20:32

jpmurph1
reply 21
I saw a mention of "cane toads" arent they those giant toads in australia, i think i saw something on National Geographic channel about them, and they hide in the mud and only come out once a year or something like that???

 

What syd said jp, bought in to wipe something out, but ended up being worse than the bug they were wiping out![e digicons]X|[/e]

When I lived [a dreaded time too] in QLD, where the Cane Toads are prolific, the bastards were everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE! I found one in the toilet at friggin' SCHOOL![e digicons]X|[/e]   and unfortunately they are making their way to N.S.W.. when that happens I'm leaving the Planet.[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]

I once counted over 150 of them in my backyard [this was in 1979][e digicons]:banhammer:[/e]

Reply #49
PoSmedley
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February 21, 2009 18:28:49

H-1449, is that you?

 

Reply #50
Fuzzy Logic
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February 21, 2009 18:29:01

It could only happen in New Zealand...

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