Greetings Earthings!

What do I type here!

By Gidcon Posted February 18, 2009 22:28:32

Salutations Leatherskins!

Greetings earthlings!

I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet so I have come here in search of information.....

1st. If I were to take a female out for some charred mammal flesh and intoxicating liquids.. What would be the preferred mammal and liquid?

2nd. If I were looking for an application launcher for my Vista 64 Ultimate system similar to Circle Dock yet skinnable (Also... is it possible to use Michael Jacksons skin.. I hear it is very durable and elastic.) and animated. Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

Thank you in advance not only for your information but for your women.....

Good day...[e digicons]*_*[/e]

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[e digicons]o_O[/e]

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http://www.8start.com/features.htm [e digicons]4*[/e]

There you go, you alien freak!!! lol [e digicons][/e]

quoting post

I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet

I wonder why..[e digicons]X|[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

LOL another guy who thinks skinning is all about cybering woman.......[e digicons]:S[/e] my advice.......RUN! RUN! RUN!

LMAO Kitty!![e digicons]XD[/e]

An alien, eh? Oh well, can't be any worse than dealing with a banker... or a banker's lawyers

Your title and opening question were attention getters, not that it's real necessary around here, but may I suggest you cut out the fornicating bit... cos the locals, both men and women, aren't really into that. I mean, it doesn't have a very nice connotation, does it?

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a person from the Negulime cluster

hmm...back to the Negulime cluster with you.....

Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

[e digicons]:borg:[/e]

Aliens...They'er so over rated.[e digicons]:cylon:[/e]

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass is malted.

* sigh...and the intergalactic weirdness seems to have found a new home.

Here's the girl for you.

I have to agree with starkers when he replied

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I couldn't resist....

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

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Humans - so predictable...

[e digicons]:fuzzy:[/e]

starkers

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Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I couldn't resist....

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

[e digicons]^_^[/e] [e digicons]^_^[/e] [e digicons]^_^[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]:')[/e] ....too funny

Vampothika

reply 15

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Be prepared to start low on the food chain,how are you with marinara sauce?

And would you prefer to be served with red or white wine?[e digicons]ur:[/e]

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Hehe, and if they're not accomodating towards him, I know where there's a few women who wouldn't mind. That's if he don't mind a bit of plastic.... and blowing them up first.

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STARKERS!! Are you knocking New Zealand?[e digicons]:-"[/e]

That's if he don't mind a bit of plastic.... and blowing them up first.

MISS BLOWBEE [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Hey! No making fun of my girlfriend! [e digicons]XD[/e]

Hey! No making fun of my girlfriend!

OMG the red lipstick, it's it's it's............................her again !!

Damn baby! You put on some weight! [e digicons]:O[/e]

BoXXi googles blow-up sheep........ places order.........